MTV needs to be stopped.
Their next bright idea is a talent competition for celebrity children. The famous spawn compete to see which one of them is the best rock star.
Are you kidding me? If this is making it through the idea wringer, I have a few ideas of my own for MTV's next celebrity inspired hit.
- Celebrity Pet Match: Celebrity pets fight to the death. Vote with your cell phone to decide who's going in to the ring next.
- Hollywood Feed Bag: Young starlets compete in eating challenges. The first person to make it to a healthy weight wins.
- Jail House Rock: Celebrities coach teams of dangerous inmates at California's super max prisons. Which ones will rise to stardom? Which ones will end up shanked?