Tuesday, February 12, 2008

It's Hollywood Week!


It's Hollywood Week on American Idol. Who will make the Top 24?

Let's dish. First, my favorites!

Jeffrey Lampkin: He looks like a giant Raisinette, but who am I to judge? His voice isn't that good either. Why do I like him? He sang about pie, cake and chocolate swirls. Combining music and food is the way to instant stardom.

Syesha Mercado: She's sassy, she has adorable heels, a great voice and pop appeal and her name will scare White people. My favorite so far.

Not My Faves:

Michael Johns: He's a Michael McDonald wannabe, and Australian no less. Same thing with Carly Smithson. She's at least losing the accent a little bit. Question: If an Australian wins Idol, will the terrorists win? Potentially. Plus Johns is one of those cute guys who knows he's good looking. Worst quality ever.

David Archuleta: He's a Ryan Pinkston doppleganger who sounds like he has a throat condition. And those compliments are going to his little 16-year-old head. I didn't think he was so great, and only 30% of that is 16-year-old me getting jealous. This guy is going to be the next Diana Degarmo. What happened to her? Exactly.

49 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for hating on David! It'll make it so much easier to laugh at you when he succeeds!! Oh, and by the way, he has a paralyzed vocal chord, unlike you, who sits at home and judges black people and prodigies. Guess ur another 1 2 add 2 my "Hataz" list!!!!

Anonymous said...

Well, quite frankly, I agree with my good friend 'anonymous' here. David is awesome, just for your information. He looks good AND can sing, despite what you may say. And just to make this message that much more positive, I'll tell you that as someone who has received MUCH criticism in her life-time, it is soooooo much better to be jealous and use that jealousy to better yourself rather than to brood on it while Idol's on.

kthxbai!!

Anonymous said...

David is the best singer on this competition. And the Australian and Carly are second and third to him. You obviously have no idea what you are talking about, so before you post anything about singing (or anything for that matter) make sure you improve your hearing or your knowlege.

Anonymous said...

You are stupid lmaoooooooooooo.
All 3 anonymouses are right.
especially the last one.
get a life, loser.

Anonymous said...

I <3 DAVID!!!

Anonymous said...

David is so awesome. He will go far. I agree with all above. :P

Anonymous said...

You're a crazy animal!! David is going to win this competition and he's going to be successful unlike you u lazy bum!! GET A LIFE FREAK!

Anonymous said...

I LOVE DAVID ARCHULETA. please dont hate on him...he's seriously amazing and i 100% agree with all the people above me. amazing voice, amazing looks, and amazing attitude!

Anonymous said...

david is TOTALLY awesome! i think he's gonna be a great superstar with a great personality.
well,let's see then..

Anonymous said...

Are you seriously hating on David Archuleta? He's got an amazing voice, the sweetest personality I've EVER seen on TV, and yeah - fyi - he DID have vocal paralysis - so quit being mean. And you think the comments are going to his head? He's humble as can be! If anything, you're the one who thinks that your petty little comments ( that are totally out of line ) are actually going to matter to ANYONE. You're so confused - I feel bad. Diana Degarmo ( no offence to her ) doesn't even BEGIN to compare to David A. I've never seen anyone with such natural talent until I saw David.

(and just to add - Michael Johns is a great singer too - I bet you sound like a dying seagull - and what in the heck do terrorists have to do with poor Michael Johns? You've seriously got issues. I thought David Archuleta was phenomenal, but (insert Danny Noriega voice here) - "I guess SOME people weren't likin' it"

Anonymous said...

David archuleta is the best most amazingly hott singer ever!!! he is going to win and you'll be the one who looks like a complete idiot!!!

Anonymous said...

you obviously dont know anything about singing since most of your favorites didint make the top 24!

DavidAidolfan08 said...

you are RONG about david archuleta
<3333 he is the best one on IDOL and im gonna laugh at u when he wins IDOL!!!!hahahah im laughing at u now becasue ur makeing stupid comments that are not even true!!!!!! SOOOOOOOO.... HA

Anonymous said...

ok, whoever wrote this
is totally wrong
david is amazing, and same with michael .
i agree with you for carly tho, i dont like her .
but david is hot, and same with michael .
and i know for a fact, that david is gonna win .

Anonymous said...

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???? David Archuleta is the BEST singer in this competition, so get a life. I mean, who are you to judge what people look like? And David is shy and humble, so I would shut up if I were you. I will LAUGH so hard in your face when David wins. He's cute too so thats just another point to add to his infinity points already. I agree with all these people above me.

Anonymous said...

David is effing gorgeous <333

Whosis said...

So, just for fun, I'm going to comment on this as well. I have yet to watch this season of American Idol. I enjoy your comments about American Idol because it prevents me from having to watch it. People need to relax and not jump on the bandwagon quite so quickly. There is more to life than American Idol.

Anonymous said...

I'm Pretty sure that I agree with all of the above... Not only is David going to go far but he is going to win this... He is my favorite and if he doesnt win American Idol... He is still gonna make it big in the future... and Im still going to be a HUGE fan! I <3 DAVID!!

Anonymous said...

I agree with everyone above. I'd never watched American Idol before and I always thought it was a very stupid show, then David came on. I was so taken back!!! His voice was so AWESOME... and he was modest about it. Also, he's realy cute so everyone should stop bashing on him.

Anonymous said...

Yes, David Archuleta is a wonderful singer. He's humble, modest, and lots of things many people in ollywood aren't. I hope he stays that way. & I can tell his singing is really coming from his heart.

Anonymous said...

You are a freaking idiot. David Archuleta is humble and a sweetheart with the most amazing voice i can honestly say i have ever heard in my life. And he has a freaking PARALYZED vocal chord jerk, and he still sounds AMAZING!!!!! You have absolutly no right to trash him in any way shape or form, i have been a TOTAL fan since auditions and if you think anyone cares about your retarted blogs or comments, well nobody does, and i guess you can see from all those comments (this one inclueded) that everyone thinks you're an idiot. So get a life and stop critisizing the most talented, sweet and humble person i have ever seen. **I LOVE DAVID ARCHULETA <3*

Anonymous said...

first of all, i think the fact that David can come from having a paralyzed vocal chord and sing like that is incredible. you clearly have no ear for music. I personally am someone ho has had training vocally and understand he difficulty in reaching certain notes, therefore i appreciate his voice even more when you here him hit notes that are very high, the best part is he can hold them and he does not fluctuate.He's a great singer, and your just jealous. Get a life, you clearly wish you were a good singer who was good looking.

Anonymous said...

wow....anothr fan here...david is an amazing singr and he is brilliant in his song choice and smart...i'm sure that even if david is not the american idol this year, he'll make it to the top 3....all prayers for david....

Anonymous said...

bull shit. david is Amazing! ilovehim with my lifeeee. OKay David can sing and Blake Lewis cant so dont tell me that david isnt going to be in the top 2 i hope and pray that he wins!


I <33 daviddd

Anonymous said...

what the heck is your problem first of all you probably cant sing anywhere as good as david not even close to his talent and he did make the top 24 haha and he is probably going to win and when he does you can go cry about it!! no one cares what you have to say if you dont think he is good then you have to like go get your ears checked there is something rong with them he is an amazing singer has so much talent for a sixteen year old well he is seventeen now and john is good to he is my second favorite and it seems like you dont like all the good people so what ever luser!!=p

Anonymous said...

DAVID ARCHULETA IS SWEET AND THE COMMENTS ARE NOT GOING TO HIS HEAD YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HIM SO HOW DO YOU NOW WHAT HE IS LIKE I MEAN HAVE YOU SEEN HIM ON TV HE IS SO NICE YOU HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES AND STOP PICKING ON JOHN TERRIRISTS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM AND WHO CARES IF HE CAME FROM AUSTRALIA HE IS A GOOD SINGER SO SHUT UP YOU CREEP AND KEEP YOU COMMENTS TO YOUR SELF!

anonymous?? said...

ok... well i most deffenitallly agree with all the other people also. *NOTICE* how everyone accept you thinks scratch that... KNOWS that he is going to win. he has the most amazing voice and sence of humor EVERR! i lovvveee him.. and to make this clear!! HE IS GOING TO WINNN AMERICAN IDOL SEASON 7!! and after he wins i will make it known that im going to marry him! :) yes i am. ok. thats all i gotta say.
Buh-bye

SpriteFizz said...

DAVID IS AMAZING!!!! HE'S HAWT! AND HE HAS AN AWESOME VOICE! THTS MORE THAN YOU CAN SAY ABOUT YOURSELF!!!!

diva24561 said...

Auugh! Whoever wrote this I really hate!! HES REALLY HOOOT! NO, FLAMING SPICY! He's the best singer ever even though he's the youngest singer in American Idol this season!!!

Lauren said...

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! david is the best singer in this fucking competion!!!

Lauren said...

DAVID ARCHULETA IS A CCCEEEEEEEEXXXXXXIIIII BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mitch said...

David is such a remarkable and beautiful young man, referring to his personality and his talent, as well as his good looks. I just hope the people around him have only HIS best interest at heart. He seems pretty vulnerable to those who might take advantage of his obvious innocence.

soccerdan11utdm said...

I LOVE DAVID!!!!!!!!!!!!

I.HATE.THE.HATERS said...

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE DAVID ARCHULETA!
Apparently YOU'RE Diana Degarmo. Nobody Wants To Listen To Your Opinions About Anything. David Archuleta Is Absolutely Amazing. In Fact Better Than You! Well He Is More Perfect Than Anybody... David Archuleta Is Going To Win!!
So I Recommend You Stop Your LAME site... and all the other words to describe it. #_#

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I.HATE.THE.HATERS said...

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CELLO You. Hah!!!!!!!!!

Jigglewiggle said...

My, what petty little lives you people have. It's kind of ironic how "sweet" and "humble" David Archuleta is, and how you guys are too concieted and pompus to just ingnore the post! I must say , I do like David Archuleta, but I don't go attacking people who don't feel the exact same way! I like all the contestants, and I don't feel that such idiocy is right! Oh, and just to squeeze in a bit, i think it is the broken voice chord or whatever that gives him his voice. Girls, their are lots of nice guys exactly like David in your neighborhood porbably. Chasing after some guy who you may never see in your life is basically a waste of time, just sit back and listen to his voice.

Anonymous said...

David Archuleta looks like a ten year old. He has a good voice, yes, but that doesn't change the fact that he is an ugly little boy. And everyone on here is a loser for even saying that "I'm going to laugh at you when he is going to be amazing." Hey, NEWSFLASH, David Archuleta doesn't know you exsist and doesn't care. Get off the internet and do something productive other than idolizes a person who is not beneficial to you at all. And no one is jealous, it's reality.

Anonymous said...

David Archleta is no where as good as David Cook, plus, that whole think with his dad... just weird... besides, he already has had a chance at stardom....... I used to like him until David Cook showed up, sorry David A fans, but who wants to be part of all the 16-year old and younger girls who think that elf is cute...

Anonymous said...

Ok everyone who is hating on david archuleta
GIVE HIM A BREAK!
its not his fault that he has lots of fans and he is a great singer!!!!!!! I agree with everyone on his side! And to the people that do hate him, look at how far he got! I bet u couldn't do that!
I LOVE THE TWO DAVIDS! i don't care who wins they r both awesome to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

what i hate tha david archuleta did not win i <3 him. and carly should have been a finalist to besides she irish not what ever you said>

Anonymous said...

corection to the coment above:

i hate that he did not win

Anonymous said...

OMG!!! DAVID ARCHULETA IS TRULY AMAZING, AND HE MADE IT INTO THE TOP 2!! YOU CANT JUST ACCEPT THE FACT THAT HE IS THE BEST SINGER EVER ALONG WITH DAVID COOK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

fourth person who sent a comment, YOU NEED TO REAAAAAAAAALLLLLYYYYY GET A LIFE!!!!! THE THIRD PERSON WAS RIGHT NOT THE FIRST TWO!

Anonymous said...

Wow. David Archuleta was the best singer in the compettion. You obviously have no idea what your talking about and you have way to much time on your hands. When he succeeds in his career, you'll be sorry that you said anything. He's such a great person, and is looking pretty good to. So yeah, if you don't think that he is the shit, open your ears. Your missing out on the best singer on American Idol.

Anonymous said...

Actually my neighborhood is full of old people and yea i love David Archuleta and All of them And Carly and Micheal are amazing it doesn't matter where they came from but i wouldn't expect someone as small minded as small minded as you to know that

Anonymous said...

So, who is Jeffrey? Exactly! No one's heard of him. He's gone. David Archuleta is amazing, and you obviously don't recognize true talent. Michael's also amazing, and Carly's not Australian, she's Irish. But seriously, out of those four you mentioned, who got the farthest? David, of course! And he DID have vocal paralysis. So apparently you don't know everything.

Anonymous said...

don't touch my david he was the actual winner of this competition!

Anonymous said...

Jeez.... I think David Archuleta is an awesome singer.... stupid person who wrote this article. Syesha yeah she's a good singer. And that other person that's a fave, well that's a stupid reason in my opinion to like that person. BTW-food and music does NOT get you to stardom, it makes you seem retarded and i think those songs that are about food are pointless and waste of money to even download.....

Anonymous said...

YEAH I KNOW DAVID ARCHULETA DIDNT WIN BUT HIS ALBUM IS GREAT I MEAN LIKE HE HAS SO MUCH PASSION AND HEART AND HE WILL GO FAR DAVID COOK IS GOOD TOO.BUT DAVID WAS BY FAR THE BEST TO MY OPINION I A COMPLETE FAN OF HIM AND ALWAYS WILL BE AND A SINGER AND AS A PERSON HE'S GOT SUCH A WONDERFUL VOICE THAT I NEVER HEARD BEFORE AND I LOVE HIM FOR THAT.AND FOR YOU TO SAY HES NOT GOOD YOU'RE HIGHLY MISTAKING AND YOU DONT KNOW MUSIC.KEEP YOUR RUDE,NEGATIVE AND NOT NEEDED COMMENT TO YOURSELF.YOU MOSTLY LIKELY JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE HE MIGHT BE A BETTER SINGER THAN YOU IF YOU DONT LIKE HIM THAN DONT COMMENT ABOUT HIM.HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE HIM HE'S SOO HOT!!!!!!!!