Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Worst Week Ever

Guess who's having the worst year ever...seriously? Lynne Spears.

Yes You Lynne Spears!

Britney can't keep her hands free of iced coffees long enough to take care of her kids. Now she's about to lose them to K-Fed. When a greasy back-up dancer with minimal rap abilities looks like Bill Cosby next to Britney, you know she's really gotten "toxic." Mama Spears needed to rope that in a long time ago, and now it's probably too late.

And then. The kicker.

Younger sis Jamie Lynn is following in her older sister's cracked out, dirt cheap weave, fast food soaked footprints.

JL, star of kid's show Zoey 101, is preggers. Not only is she with child, but she's owning it...borderline proud. Yes, it's the Jamie Lynn you remember. She's 16-years-old. I don't know if Nickelodeon is going to let her back on the lot. The father? Her 19-year-old non celebrity boyfriend. 19 eh? Statutory must not be in younger Spears vocabulary yet. Maybe she never cracked open that deck of SAT analogy cards.

Poor Lynne. Rumor has it she was shopping a book on parenting to different Christian publishers. It was a bad idea six months ago and unless she's framing her younger daughter's little one as an immaculate conception, this shit isn't going to fly.

File this under ridiculous.

I don't even know what else to say.