Mischa Barton spent a night in jail after getting arrested for suspicion of drunk driving. She should have been arrested for having a ton of money and awful hair. Or bad acting choices. Lock her up and throw away the key.
My guess? She made a grand escape and slipped through the bars.
When I start my website, pleaseeatasandwich.com, she's going to be on the homepage.
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