Please Let Art Imitate Life!

Take a look at this picture. This was in today's Wisconsin State Journal. Yes, in between two lakes, the city managed to fit a capital, a college, some businesses and a few dozen prostitutes. The story was pretty interesting and shed some light on how the city is handling the problem...YARD SIGNS!

Why isn't this a TV show? F the writers. You can't make this stuff up. This is straight out of an episode of Picket Fences. I've been laughing at it all day. Imagine if it were a weekly half-hour? I'm already rolling with ideas. Get in on the ground floor.