Things I Wish Were TV Shows

New Kids on the Block are getting back together and going on a reunion tour. The has-been status, no one recognizing them at the airport, the shitty hotels, former fans with kids, old women throwing underwear on stage...the possibilities are endless.

They have jobs and kids, families to go back to now. I bet they can't sing as well as they used to either. That first tune-up is probably going to be rough. Why can't we all be there to witness it?

Dear Producers,
If you can greenlight some of the most ridiculous shows on television, please contact NKOTB and get the wheels in motion. VH1 has room in their schedule.

Love,

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