Sunday, April 6, 2008

Happy Birthday Hugh

Just a few thoughts on Hugh Hefner:

The publishing magnate is turning 82-years-old on Wednesday. Ridiculous.

He is keeping himself young with work, a beautiful home, and presumably copious amounts of sex.

His empire has grown from humble nightclubs to a very popular television show. But when is it just time to step down?

Charlton Heston died over the weekend at 84. Even though he was kind of a dick in his old age, it's always sad to lose an icon.

I want Hugh's twilight years to be enjoyable. Take a vay-cay buddy.