Martha Hits 500

Apparently Martha Stewart celebrated the 500th episode of her talk show today.

I actually caught an episode of Martha this week, (Spring Break makes you do crazy things), and it wasn't half bad. Martha still seemed up tight and judgmental while making paper orchids with Lucy Liu. Then she made stuffed grape leaves and lined them up just so in the pan with fresh lemon slices. Her perfection drove me nuts, and yet I've never wanted a stuffed grape leaf more in my life.

How does she do it? I guess I have 500 back episodes to catch if I want to find out.